Being interrupted while reading
You’ve finally found the perfect position to settle in with your book, you’re just beginning to get lost in the pages, a hot cup of tea in hand when… the peace is ruined. Someone comes in to watch TV, the doorbell rings, many distractions keep you away from your little piece of paradise, and nothing is more frustrating!
When the books are accompanied by an unremovable sticker
Got this awesome cover on a book you’ve been waiting for ages and when it finally arrives in the mail after weeks of anticipation, the gorgeous cover design is ruined with a big promotional sticker on it reading something like “Now being adapted into the hit Netflix show!”. It ruins the whole look of our personal library!
Read a series before the release of the last book
We’re so attached to these characters and the story and the penultimate book is gearing up for an incredible finale…that we have to wait over a year. The anticipation can sometimes make for an even sweeter read, but god, these cliffhangers are killing us!
Being obsessed with characters and having to say goodbye
You know what’s even worse than not being able to finish the series immediately? Ending the series and realizing that we’ll never hang around with these characters, never hear anything new from them again. It’s like a loss, and we ask for privacy at this time, thank you.
Wanting to throw the book away when a character makes a mistake
We just knew they were going to screw it up! We love and hate these characters, the ones who fall for the trap, the miscommunication trope, the one who plays into the bad guy’s shoes by sacrificing themselves. They make the story even juicier, but it’s so frustrating to see it happen!
Being frustrated with slow burn romance
If they look at each other across the room or brush their fingers one more time without doing anything, we’re going to explode – which is half the fun anyway! Waiting for the dime to drop that they both love each other and building anticipation is one of our favorite romantic tropes!
Be a team dog ear vs a team bookmark
Are your books scribbled with notes, dog ears, and stickers, or are they perfectly curated with bookmarks and neat storage methods? Whichever team you fall on, we all love books at the end of the day. (But the Virgo team gets it wrong.)
Wanting a book tattoo, but not knowing which one
Do we have the Harry Potter wand? The Deer of the Glass Throne? The Mockingjay from The Hunger Games? Our favorite quote? How can we even choose a favorite quote? You probably have a Pinterest board full of them, but you can never decide which one to get, so never end up hearing each other at all!
Knowing a ridiculous amount of information that isn’t totally relevant to the real world
You may not be top of the class, but boy are you handy for the literary part of the pub quiz! You have all this crazy knowledge in your head about fantasy worlds, characters, and maybe even a little niche historical knowledge if you’re into your historical fiction, but that’s rarely relevant to real life.
Have a personal library you can’t stop adding to
Some people collect stamps, some people collect coins – we collect books. It’s an expensive hobby, sure, but it’s worth seeing the beautiful, colorful shelves full of hundreds of different stories and characters just waiting to be discovered!
Having a TBR list as long as your arm – and never going through it
It’s one of life’s great impossible goals, to reach the end of your to-read list. The holy grail of the bookworm, if you will. There will never come a time when we have simply checked off every book we want to read, every recommendation we have heard. And we’re not crazy about it.
Feel a sense of failure when we DNF
‘Didn’t finish’. The label of a failure for many of us, although it’s perfectly natural not to be able to read over 300 pages of something you don’t enjoy, reading should be a pleasure, not a chore . That’s not to say you shouldn’t stretch your limits by reading the same stuff over and over again, but sometimes you and an author just don’t click and that’s okay.
Wanting all the latest products from your latest favorite series but being broke
The cool t-shirt, the cute tote, the complete fangirl merchandise – we want it all, but we’re so broke! The lovely pieces would add to our library and show how gently we’re obsessed with all of our favorites!
Dreaming of one day owning a peaceful and personalized library
The seat by the window, the plush armchair, the shelves upon shelves upon shelves of books, so many that no one could ever read through them all – and you. Curled up in a cozy corner, with a book on your knees and a ray of sunshine through the window, what more could you ask for? Some people want a pool in their future home – we want bookcases.
Always have a book handy somewhere with you
Because just in case, right? You never know when you’ll have time to immerse yourself in something particularly compelling, on the bus, in the waiting room, on a bench in the park – it’s always good to be prepared.
Stay up until 2am to finish because the story is just awesome
Yes, you’re exhausted the next day, yes, your eyes have big bags under them, and yes, you’ve fallen asleep in your coffee twice so far, but it was totally worth it!
Identifying a little too much with Belle in Beauty and the Beast
There’s plenty of evidence for Stockholm Syndrome in this particular Disney classic, but honestly, we’d stay too if we had this library and no one around to disturb us while we read.
Not being able to walk past a bookstore without taking a look
Because you never know when they’ll have something new and exciting! Plus, there’s just something so comforting and calm about a bookstore. The smell of fresh books, straight off the printer, the quiet whispers of other shoppers – it’s a haven from any high street.
Never being able to choose a favorite
It’s as if you were asked to choose a favorite child! We never could, because each story offers us something different and new and they can’t really be compared.
We miss the people we’ve never met
Turning that last page can feel like saying goodbye to a friend who will never come back. They will be missed now that no new stories will reach us with them, and they will remain with us long after the book closes.